One brilliant professor decided to gather all of his colleagues from across the world for a symposium where they would pose a question and then share their wisdom, knowledge, intellect, and show the world why they were so brilliant. So he issued invitations which included the question to be discussed: “If you found yourself stranded on an island, what single would you want?”
The Symposium began and each scholar was to present their conclusion to the premise and the others would discuss the answer in order to determine which would be the most brilliant answer to be presented to showcase the amassed intellect. One professor boldly declared that he would need all of his books, in order to keep his mind occupied for the rest of his life. Another shouted him down stating that he would need his wine collection in order to maintain some semblance of civilization. While yet another proclaimed that the only possible answer would be endless delicacies, after all, one needs to eat and should be able to dine well.
Before long the discussion went from simple to ludicrous to bizarre to over-the-top extravagance in which only a mansion of purest polished marble with priceless furnishings and gardens with fountains and endless luxuries would be required in order to survive on this island.
During this Symposium, Wilhelm the Janitor, had been sweeping and emptying the trash in each room in the building. The conference auditorium was the last one in the building so he waited patiently for these learned men to finish their discussion so he could clean up. The hosting Professor, thinking to have a bit of fun, told Wilhelm that if he had a better answer than anyone else, then the Professors would do the cleaning for him for the rest of their lives. Wilhelm agreed.
The professor could hardly contain his smirk, and the others chuckled none too quietly, as Wilhelm was asked the question: “If you found yourself stranded on an island, what single would you want?” Wilhelm, without batting an eye, answered: “To be rescued.”
You see, we tend to take that which is simple and complicate it by taking it to extremes it was never meant to experience. Perspective is all in how you look at life.